Dog and Crow 
The dog wanted to fly
So he went to see the crow
When the crow told him how to fly
He believed the crow.
He climbed the tree running.
He perched on a branch
And opened his legs
And raised his ears upright
And barked a few times woof, woof
And he threw himself up in the air
Flapping his legs and ears.
He fell to the ground
He groaned and groaned
The crow laughed and laughed.